She's JV to your varsity
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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