If i come over, it means nothing
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
