You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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