You really coming over, don't trick.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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