Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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