like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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