god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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