HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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