Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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