My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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