I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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