I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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