Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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