We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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