I wish I could teleport
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
My feet surprised me
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