on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
zippers are such a cool invention
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We have so much sex to catch up on
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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