I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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