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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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