we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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