I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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