Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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