My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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