Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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