yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
