he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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