its not stalking. its research.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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