You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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