AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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