y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
