I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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