I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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