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Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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