he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She just used a chaser for red wine.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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