you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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