Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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