And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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