Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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