you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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