so explain again why im purple
no
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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