I wanna bring you to show and tell
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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