I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Who died my cat blue again?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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