I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
