I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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