That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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