So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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