I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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