At least make sure they are 18
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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