I feel like I'm in dance class right now
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
God, I missed his penis.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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