He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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