well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
