got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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