Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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