drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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