Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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