He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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